Thomas Virgin Biography
I was born in Seattle in 1983, grew up in Washington, Idaho, and Utah, lived in Brazil for two years while doing missionary work, began a career as a fine art photorealist, married my best friend, moved to West Hartford and graduated from the Hartt Conservatory of Music, studied web and graphic design, worked as a digital assistant in a photo studio where I did back-up photography, giclee printmaking, digital touch-up and restoration, designed marketing pieces, and have since gone freelance in all of the above, as well as volunteering in the Latin American community in Hartford and West Hartford, Connecticut. That's the official [deathly boring but brilliantly keyword-laden] story of my life. However, if tabloids are any indication of what people really want to know, I'd probably better add something more scandalous, like:
After graduating with a degree in classical performance from a conservatory of music, my favorite song is still "The Bear Necessities."
I'm obsessed with inventing.
I think they used my Grandmother's house for the filming of "Napoleon Dynamite."
I am Spiderman. In probably half of my dreams. Admittedly, this IS more exciting than writing HTML...
I'd probably decline a salary of 100k if I had to look at Comic Sans every day. But if anyone is offering, I might be willing to talk about it...
Watching people have their wedding photos taken on a point-and-shoot camera (or seeing corporations center-justify their websites with icky repeating background patterns) makes me want to light myself on fire. Or something like that.
I prostrate myself three times a day facing Pixar Studios.
I sometimes drink orange juice right out of the jug.
| STATS |
| weight |
| 64 kg |
| height |
| 1.87 m |
| shoe size |
| 45 |
| pant size |
| 30x34 |
| (should you sight a pair, notify me immediately) |
| sock size |
| large |
| bowling high score |
| 188 |